What is it with parents having naked baby pictures of their children? Mine were found yesterday. Let the embarrassment begin, eh? I'm sure I'll get my revenge when I take pictures of my (future) children naked and have them as ready ammunition, should they be necessary. My parents always say that their revenge will occur when I have my children. Well, believe-you-me, I have some revenge of my own for my children....
Posts from June 2001
First Words
I'm told that I so loved trucks and machines when I was a child that my first word was bulldozer.
My trip to Richmond, VA
My trip to Richmond, VA yesterday was to visit my mom. I don't get to see her much, which I regret. And when I do see her, she always wants to reminisce. She talks about days when I was much younger and I smiled and giggled. Yesterday, she pulled out baby pictures. She recalled days when I watched the construction of our house, fixated by the machines and the complexity of a building project. And she searched my face, looking for signs of that person she remembered me being. He's been gone for years, but he's slowly--s l o w l y--coming back. Ironically, I mentioned how I didn't see my resemblance in the pictures--maybe it's the joy that looked so foreign. Didn't it all seem so much simpler then?
Sometimes I sit at red
Sometimes I sit at red lights and I tell them when to turn green. I'll count down, usually from three, and the beat after one is when the light is supposed to turn green. Now, I say supposed to
because it rarely works. One would figure that after all this time (for I've been doing this for years) I would know that it isn't going to work. Some people just never learn.
Speaking of driving, my step-mother
Speaking of driving, my step-mother says I drive like a grandmother.
That just makes me think of the Taco Bell (I think it was TB...) commercial from a while back where an old woman and man are sitting in their car, the woman driving. The man begs her to slow down because she's driving like a bat out of Hades.
The camera then moves outside the car where we can see the car is barely moving--typical stereotype of senior citizens. Is it so hideously wrong to try to drive the speed limit these days?

