From the Reader's Digest:
You've got to help me, Doc,the Irishman said.It's me ear. There's somethin' in there.
Let's have a look. Why, my goodness, it's true. You've got money lodged up in there.The doctor proceeded to pull out a $100 bill.
Wow,he said,and there's still more.Out came a few more hundreds, then some fifties, and some tens. Finally the doctor said,
Well, that seems to be it.
How much was there, all told?
One thousand, nine hundred, and ninety dollars.
Ah, yes, that'd be right,said the Irishman.I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.
Mmm, there's nothing quite like a good pun to wake you up in the morning, eh?
